Your children have been behaving all year in hopes that Santa has them on the “nice” list, come December. (Well, ok, let’s say they’ve been trying to behave). But, did you know that you need to be concerned about keeping yourself off the “naughty” list too?
It’s true, and we’re getting this intel direct from the North Pole! Here’s a transcript of a rare interview with Mr. Claus himself, directed specifically to homeowners in the Pensacola area:
Q: May I call you Santa?
A: Of course.
Q: Thanks. So, Santa, what do you love about traveling to Pensacola, Florida? And what don’t you love?
A: Oh, that’s easy. When I zip down to the rooftops of Pensacola, it’s always a beautiful sight: the white sand beaches, the moon reflecting on the ocean, and it’s so much warmer than I’m used to. But, once I get a little closer… well, not so much.
Q: What do you mean?
A: It’s the lights! And the Christmas decorations! So gaudy and disheveled.
Q: Wow, Santa, that’s a little harsh.
A: Sorry, but it’s true. And, don’t worry, it’s not just Pensacola where I run into this. Believe me, visiting every house in the world in one night, I see plenty. After all, here I am, working hard all year to get things ready — you’d think the one thing people could do is make their decorations beautiful and organized. Am I wrong?
Q: Good point, Santa.
While it’s fun to speculate about the view of Christmas decorations from Santa’s perspective, this mock interview makes an important point: How your house or business looks when decorated for Christmas is important.
It’s not just about throwing up some lights and tinsel out of some sense of duty, and it’s not just about friendly competition with the neighbors to see who can pull off the best displays (although that can be fun.)
It’s ultimately about celebrating the holiday season, and creating the perfect festive atmosphere to support good times with friends and family. Here in Pensacola, it’s highly unlikely we’ll ever get “a white Christmas”. So, high-quality decorations, designed with care and forethought, are a really important part of the holiday season around here.
How we can help
We don’t want you to end up on Santa’s naughty list. And we certainly don’t want him dreading flying down to the rooftops of Pensacola this December. So, we’d like to suggest an alternative to DIY Christmas decorations this year:
Lawn Master has been a Christmas Decor franchisee for nearly 20 years, offering homeowners and business owners across the greater Pensacola area professional, hassle-free holiday decorating services that are all-inclusive:
Our professional Christmas decorating team will offer you:
- A custom design
- Efficient installation
- Proactive in-season maintenance
- Timely post- season removal of lights and décor
- Storage of lights and décor until next year
If you’d like to spend more time enjoying the holiday season this year rather than worrying about decorating your property, leave it to Lawn Master’s professional Christmas decoration experts to handle the entire process for you.
And, as an added benefit, you’ll be sure to impress the big guy himself as he’s passing through town on Christmas night. Who knows? Maybe it’ll be worth a little something extra in the stocking for you?